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a ghost choked you in switzerland?

thegnarlyburrito:

I think I slipped a disk, man.

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at john mulaney's show last night
  • john: so pot's actually legal in two states now
  • person in audience: ow!
  • john: who was that
  • john: are you white
  • john: cause you know it's always been legal for us

mtvstyle:

Ashish has the perfect clothes for when you want to support Kimye AND be 1D af

lord-kitschener:

If your image of women’s *~empowerment~* consists of “look hot enough to intimidate people and/or turn them on enough that they’re willing to do stuff for you,” then nice work, you’re made empowerment into a Hot Girls Only Club, and women who aren’t conventionally attractive can all just accept their lives as unempowered peasants with insufficiently winged eyeliner

aka Tumblr’ sparkly misandry  ****Gurl Powa*****

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a family friend just published a book and oprah listed it in her magazine as one of ‘13 powerful books to read this september’ so thats pretty cool



I love my skin!

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ignitionremix:

what is this weird ass note I made at 3:19 am last night

ignitionremix:

what is this weird ass note I made at 3:19 am last night

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